About Temasek and Vizir:
- You are right and you are right.
- But they cannot both be right.
- And you also right.
This is from "Fiddler on the Roof" movie.
Google translator is a great thing - it can give you overall idea about the text, the bigger the text the better you'll understand the idea. All you need is to rewrite some awkward sounded phrases into proper English. Then you can ask Russian fellow to check the translation.
Besides, with very high probability it will be the algorithm of volunteer translator if you'll find him or her.
Now I just G-translated some excerpt known to every Russian, I took it at random. Will you grasp the idea?
What is this your destruction? Old woman with a crutch? Witch who has beaten all the windows, put out all the lights? Yes it does not exist. What do you mean by this word? It is this: if I, instead, to handle every night, I'll start in his apartment singing the chorus, I will come ruin. If I am, going to the bathroom, I'll start, excuse the expression, by the toilet to urinate, and the same will do Zina and Darya Petrovna, the toilet will collapse. Consequently, the disruption is not in the closet, and in their heads.